Sorry Guys but, alot of it seems to be true. Men Wisdom How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? ...Both of them. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?...He buys two cases of beer. Why are blonde jokes so short?...So men can remember them. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?... We don't know; it has never happened. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? ...They all already have boyfriends. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?...A widow. Why are married women heavier than single women? ...Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in their bed and go to the refrigerator. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? ...Put the remote control between his toes. How are men and parking spots alike? ...Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?...Dating children. How can you tell soap operas are fictional? ...In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?...To stop the snoring before it starts. Why don't men have mid-life crisis?...They're stuck in adolescence. How is being in a singles bar different from going to the circus?...At the circus the clowns don't talk. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? ...The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. What do you do with a bachelor that thinks he's God's gift?...Exchange him. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?...They are hard to get started, emit foul odors and don't work half the time. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?...After a year, the dog is still excited to see you A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examineed her. "you'll be fine" he said. She asked "how long will it be before I'm able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter doctor? I will be alright, won't I?" He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine, Miss Lewinsky. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out!" HAVE YOU EVER CALLED IN SICK? Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating to reveal. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on my crown. In this case, the truth hurt. I mean it really hurt in the place men feel the most pain. The accident occurred mainly because I conceded to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. As the daily routine prescribes, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Ed!" she hearkened. "The garbage disposal is dead. Come reset it." "You know where the button is." I protested through the shower pitter-patter. "Reset it yourself!" "I am scared!" She pleaded. "What if it starts going and sucks me in?" Pause. "C'mon, it'll only take a second." No logical assurance about how a disposal can't start itself will calm the fears of a person who suffers from "Big-ol-scary-machinephobia," a condition brought on by watching too many Stephen King movies. It is futile to argue or explain. And if a poltergeist did, in fact, possess the disposal, and she was ground into round, I'd have to live with that the rest of my life. So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping to make a statement about how her cowardly behavior was not without consequence but it was I who would suffer. I crouched down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing. It struck without warning, without respect to my circumstances. Nay, it wasn't a hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, clawing playfully at the dangling objects she spied between my legs. She ("Buttons" aka "the Grater") had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I took the bait under the sink. At precisely the second I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. Now when men feel pain or even sense danger anywhere close to their masculine region, they lose all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements. Instinctively, their nerves compel the body to contort inwardly, while rising upwardly at a violent rate of speed. Not even a well trained monk could calmly stand with his groin supporting the full weight of a kitten and rectify the situation in a step-by-step procedure. Wild animals are sometimes faced with a "fight or flight" syndrome; men, in this predicament, choose only the "flight" option. Fleeing straight up, I knew at that moment how a cat feels when it is alarmed. It was a dismal irony. But, whereas cats seek great heights to escape, I never made it that far. The sink and cabinet bluntly impeded my ascent; the impact knocked me out cold. When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me. Having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics snorted as they tried to conduct their work while suppressing their hysterical laughter. My wife told me I should be flattered. At the office, colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk. "What's the matter, cat got your tongue?" If they had only known. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death. A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron; in honor of his brother. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump." Marilyn Monroe had six toes. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language. The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start. TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. A snail can sleep for 3 years. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1000 and a size 108.7 acres. Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. No president of the United States was an only child. There, now don't you feel just a little more informed? Have a good day! REASONS TO BE A MAN - phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - you know stuff about tanks. - a 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. - you can open all your own jars. - dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. - you can go to the bathroom without a support group. - you don't have to learn to spell a new last name. - you can leave the motel bed unmade. - you can kill your own food. - you get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. - wedding plans take care of themselves. - if someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. - your underwear costs $10.00 for a three-pack. - if you are 34 and single, nobody notices. - everything on your face stays in its original color. - you can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. - three pairs of shoes are more than enough. - you don't have to clean your apartment/house if the meter reader is coming. - car mechanics tell you the truth. - you can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad a me". - same work, more pay. - gray hair and wrinkles only add character. - wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - $75 - you don't mooch off other's desserts. - you can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. - if another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. - your pals can be trusted to never trap you with - "so, notice anything different?" - you are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. - you don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt. - you almost never have strap problems in public. - you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. - the same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. - you don't have to shave below your neck. - at least a few belches are expected and tolerated. - your belly usually hides your big hips. - one wallet and one pair of shoes.... one color.... all seasons. - you can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. - you have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. - Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. IT'S A GUY THING Because I'm a guy, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator. Because I'm a guy, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Oh, and when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if know what I'm looking at. If another guy shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer. Because I'm a guy, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue. Because I'm a guy, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk, or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu." For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism. Because I'm a guy, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together. Because I'm a guy, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger--how the heck could HE know where we're going? Because I'm a guy, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex, football or beer, though I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't. Because I'm a guy, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for mother's day is ok, I don't need to see it. Did you remember to pick up something for my mom, too? Because I'm a guy, I am capable of announcing, "one more beer and I really have to go," and mean it every single time I say it, even when it gets to the point that the one bar closes and my buddies and I have to go hunt down another. I will find it increasingly hilarious to have my pals call you to tell you I'll be home soon, and no, I don't understand why you threw all my clothes into the front yard. What's the connection? Because I'm a guy, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't. Because I'm a guy, yes, I have to turn up the radio when Bruce Springsteen or The Doors come on, and then, yes, I have to tell you every single time about how Bruce had his picture on the cover of Time and Newsweek the same day, or how Jim Morrison is buried in Paris and everyone visits his grave. Please do not behave as if you do not find this fascinating. Because I'm a guy, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now? Because I'm a guy and this is, after all, the 90's, I will share equally in the housework. You do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, and the dishes. I'll do the rest WHY AMERICANS SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO TRAVEL The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?" I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ... click. A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state." I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." He said "But they look so close on the map." Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay-over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time." A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that! A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" ( I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage. I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied,"I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them. "A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever." A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express." A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!" A Blonde's Understanding of Y2K I hope I have not misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to me.  At any rate, I have finished converting the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready and will have the right months... Januark Februark Mak Julk Please note that none of the other months have a Y to change to a K. "Three Nuns" Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted. This is especially funny if you were brought up Catholic. THE CATHOLIC DICTIONARY: AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: 1. Parish information, read only during the homily. 2. Catholic air conditioning. 3. Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync. HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY. HYMN: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range. RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass, often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left. INCENSE: Holy Smoke! JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams. Thats Right!!!! JONAH: The original "Jaws" story. JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own. KYRIE ELIEISON: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava. MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower. MANGER: 1. Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an HMO. 2. The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough. PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches. PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass, consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats. RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass - led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot. RELICS: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. TEN COMMANDMENTS: The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman. USHERS: The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew Y2K and Etch-A-Sketch All desktop computers will be removed by Dec 31, 1999. Each desktop will be replaced with an Etch-A-Sketch. Justification: 1. No Y2K problems 2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done. 3. No more wasted time reading and writing email. Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk: Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. What do I do? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create a New Document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? A: Don't shake it. Thought for the day: Learn from the mistakes of others. You probably won't live long enough to make all of them yourself. Date Night This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says: "Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?" The man, mildly amused calls down his daughter and the two leave. A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and he answers. A kid standing there says: "Hi, I'm Jim. I'm here to see Kim. We're gonna go for a swim. Can I come in?" The guy, now perplexed, says "Yes." and the two take off. A few minutes later the doorbell rings and again the father answers. A kid standing there says: "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. We're gonna go to the show. Can she go?" The man, now kind of annoyed says "Yes." the two depart. Sure enough, a few minutes later the door rings and the father answers. A kid standing there says "Hi, I'm Chuck.." The father shot him. John Madden was in Denver to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special phone near the Broncos' bench. He asked Coach Shanahan what it was for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked the coach if he could use it, and the coach said: "Sure, but it will cost you $100." Madden scratched his head, then said: "What the heck, I need some help picking some games." He pulled out his wallet and paid the $100. Madden was perfect that week. The next weekend, Madden was in Green Bay when he noticed the same kind of phone near the Green Bay bench. He asked Coach Holmgren what the phone was for, and Mike said: " It's a hotline to God, and if you want to use it, it will cost you $100." Recalling the previous week, Madden pulled out his wallet and gladly paid the $100. Once again, Madden was perfect. The next weekend, Madden was in Dallas at Texas Stadium when he noticed the same phone near the Cowboy's bench. He asked Coach Gailey if it was a hotline to God. Chan said, "Yes it is. Do you want to use it? It'll cost you 35 cents." Madden looked at Coach Gailey and said, "Wait a minute! I just paid $100 in Denver and $100 in Green Bay to use the same phone! Why in Dallas do they only charge 35 cents?" Chan looked at Madden and replied very matter-of-factly, "In Texas, it's a local call." The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs 13 Achy Breaky Hip 12 I Got the Guilt, You Got the Gelt (I Went and Cut Another Notch in My Belt) 11 Take This, "Job," and Shove It 10 I'm Cryin' in My Manischewitz ('Cause I Lost Rebecca Levitz) 9 Ever Since My Circumcision, My Baby's Been Short With Me 8 All My Exes Made an Exodus 7 The Shiksa's Gonna Hit the Fan 6 This Bris! This Bris!! Unchoppable!!! 5 Four Thousand Years of Sufferin', and I Had to Marry You 4 My Woman Gave Me Crabs, and That Ain't Kosher 3 I've Starved and I've Suffered and I've Parted the Sea Just to Find That Your Bush Wasn't Burnin' For Me 2 Homeland on the Range and Topfive.com's Number 1 Jewish Country & Western Song... 1 Alright, Already, Enough With The Infidelity! True Story right from the Associated Press: Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws. While there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up, her eyes closed, and both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked, and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She had initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour-until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde. A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man asked... "And where were you when I got married?" A guy complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker & cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it and it only costs $10.00." He figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with an urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and the various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper which read: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant--twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop wanking, Your tennis elbow will never get better. This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh, well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!" His mom says, "Why?!?" And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!" A couple age 67 went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There isn't anything wrong with the way you have intercourse," and he charged the couple $32.00. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We"re not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00, the Hilton charges $78.00, and we can do it here for $32.00 and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor "s office. Pos legetai o gynekologos sta tourkika? MOUNI PASPAT ---------------------------------------------------- Itan dio fortigatzides stin ethniki: -Otan pao spiti tha skiso tin kilota tis ginekas mou -Toso poli thes na gamiseis? -Oxi ,me stenevei. ---------------------------------------------------- Pos legete i porni aderfi tou Bruce Lee? Tsou-lee ---------------------------------------------------- Mia gria perpatage ston dromo. Opos perpatouse vlepi ena metahirismeno profilahtiko petameno sto dromo. Skivi to sikoni ke leei " Ta paliopeda to kalitero afisan" Kai to roufai ---------------------------------------------------- Enas poustis kalese sto spiti tou ena ypopsifio gamia. Afou fagane ipiane tote tou lei o poustis,xriso mou tora tha peksoume krifto.Ean me vris tha me gamisis ean den me vris tha eime stin ntoulapa ---------------------------------------------------- Pane dio arhidia na paixoun basket kai lei to ena sto allo: "Malakia kaname, eprepe na fername kai ton psilo.. ---------------------------------------------------- Paei enas pousths sto supermarket na parei ena loukaniko. Ton rwtaei loipon o upallhlos: To 8elete oloklhro h na to kopsw se fetes? Ki apantaei o pousths: Kai ti ton perases ton kwlo mou, koumpara? ---------------------------------------------------- Giati oi nanoi gelane thn anoixh; Giati megalwnei to grasidi kai tous gargalaei ta arxidia. The sky was grey The moon was high We were alone Just her and I Her hair was brown Her eyes were blue I knew exactly what to do So with my courage, I did my best and placed my hand upon her breast I shook and trembled As I felt her heart, And slowly spread her legs apart I knew it was easy I didn't know how cause it was my first experience, MILKING A COW!!!!!